INTERIOR DECORATING

[telltaleheart]

Characters: Raven, Beatrice and Battler
Location: Raven's room
Time: Day 224, afternoon/evening? (tentatively dated)
Description: Interior decorating :B

[Legacy heroes have "a small room with team-colored walls and a roomy bed, along with a wooden trunk with silver leaf patterns, a very large full-length mirror, and an unopenable window looking out onto a forest. On the room side of the door, there's a clock pattern; changing it to anything but the default (noon) will make the door lead to a blank wall."

After letting them in, Raven sits down on the edge of the bed.]

So, what do we think?

Comments

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Well, darts would be fun in their own way... And if you're going for a more manly look, I'm sure that will add to the appeal!?

[itsalluseless]

Haha, that's a good point. It would definitely add a bit of that manly touch you wanted.

[telltaleheart]

There is that... though, is a dart board really that manly?

[boxupallthebutterflies]

It's the sort of thing you'd see in a bar, right?

[itsalluseless]

It's pretty manly as indoors sports go.

[telltaleheart]

I guess that makes sense.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Though, I wouldn't call myself the expert on masculinity... [hmmmmmmm what else is there]

[itsalluseless]

Right, that's why I'm here.

[telltaleheart]

Not that I don't appreciate the second opinion, but aren't you a little young to be the expert on masculinity?

[boxupallthebutterflies]

[cackle...] I'm not sure quite how much I would vouch for your credentials.

[itsalluseless]

Hey! You're not questioning my manliness, are you?!

[telltaleheart]

I'm just saying, being really manly takes some experience.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

You'll just have to continue to study.

[itsalluseless]

You're way too cruel, both of you...

[telltaleheart]

It's alright, you can always get more experience. I'm certainly happy to mentor you.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

So you're saying you're the expert?

[itsalluseless]

How would you even mentor someone in manliness...

[telltaleheart]

Maybe not the expert, but I've got plenty of manly skills and an adult's subtle grace!

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Hoh, a mature perspective...

[itsalluseless]

What's that even supposed to mean? I haven't seen you show any "manly skills" I don't have!

[telltaleheart]

I beat you at arm wrestling, didn't I? Other than you being taller, I've got the more manly physique. And of course I'm excellent at making sweets for the ladies... And there are plenty of other skills too. Not all of them are appropriate to show off all the time, you know.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

His theory is actually pretty sound... Well? Your rebuttal?

[looking at Battler expectantly]

[itsalluseless]

It's not like a man's worth is measured just in things like physical strength or making sweets, right? It's about attitude, the way you make your way through different kinds of situations!

[telltaleheart]

And I've made it through lots more different kinds of situations than you, wouldn't you say? Besides, it's not just about strength or sweets! It's about masculine appeal and pleasing a lady.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

[this is a great conversation to spectate]

I'm sure he must have a weak point, Battler.