INTERIOR DECORATING

[telltaleheart]

Characters: Raven, Beatrice and Battler
Location: Raven's room
Time: Day 224, afternoon/evening? (tentatively dated)
Description: Interior decorating :B

[Legacy heroes have "a small room with team-colored walls and a roomy bed, along with a wooden trunk with silver leaf patterns, a very large full-length mirror, and an unopenable window looking out onto a forest. On the room side of the door, there's a clock pattern; changing it to anything but the default (noon) will make the door lead to a blank wall."

After letting them in, Raven sits down on the edge of the bed.]

So, what do we think?

Comments

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Guhyahahaha, Battler, are you implying you don't use any cheesy lines?!

[itsalluseless]

...I don't as much as this guy does, at least!

[telltaleheart]

I don't think that makes you any manlier.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

I don't think it has any bearing either way.

[itsalluseless]

It definitely doesn't make me any less manly, at least.

[telltaleheart]

So? What other manly ways to please a lady have you got?

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Please inform me of them~

[itsalluseless]

...Didn't think you'd need to ask, Beato. You seemed pretty pleased last night.

[telltaleheart]

...Ah...

[whoops just looks kind of shellshocked]

[boxupallthebutterflies]

...O-Oi!!

[THERE'S. NOT MUCH MORE I CAN DO TO COVER FOR THAT]

[itsalluseless]

...

[okay I shouldn't have said that but. I HAD TO DEFEND MY MANLINESS SOMEHOW]

[telltaleheart]

...Y-You don't mean... er...

[looks at Beatrice]

[boxupallthebutterflies]

--It was not quite so serious as all that!! Honestly...!

[itsalluseless]

Y-yeah, it was just...

[okay no shutting up before I make this worse]

[telltaleheart]

[relaxes slightly but still looks on edge]

S-Sorry... it's not like I don't know you guys are going to do stuff...

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Hmmmm. [...there were extenuating circumstances but I don't want to tell you in front of Battler because they were Battler's circumstances and this truly is the most awkward situation...

DO I APOLOGIZE? BUT I DON'T REALLY NEED TO RIGHT?? but nnnnoooo things are going wrong]

At any rate... Is that sort of quality really relevant to decoration in the first place?

[itsalluseless]

Uh, r-right...we got pretty badly off track there, didn't we...

[telltaleheart]

That's probably my fault...

[boxupallthebutterflies]

I don't think it was anyone's fault in particular. I suppose men just get easily riled up.

[itsalluseless]

I know I do, at least. ...Though that's not really any excuse for not thinking before I open my mouth, is it...

[telltaleheart]

I started it, though. We're different, but I said I wasn't gonna make this a competition.

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Does blaming yourself for everything count as insulting yourself...?

[itsalluseless]

I think it just might.

[telltaleheart]

H...Hey! I'm not blaming myself for everything, I just said I started it! And it's not like we made that into a punishment game after all, right?

[boxupallthebutterflies]

Whether or not we're punishing you, you still aren't supposed to do it.